I Hate Clothes Shopping!

For Two Reasons:

1- I'm a picky person so naturally it takes me longer to decide what to buy.
2- I get mesmerized by all the f...'ing merchandise they cram in their stores!

Here's a funny quote from Elayne Boosler:
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”